There’s no denying the world’s a mess daddio, but there is a glimmer of hope as the globe’s favourite Pub Landlord returns with his like-nobody-else Common Sense hot-takes for the masses, offering a much-needed truth tonic (pint for the fella/glass of white wine for the lady) for these whacked out and troubled times.
With a fresh and frothing pint to hand, a barrel of laughs to pour from, and a flower in his heart, Guv is all you need.
And for the brave, bold, and plain straight crazy cats amongst you who want to be in on the action in the ‘Splash Zone’ book them quick and wear the damn ponchos!
BE PART OF THE ‘SPLASH ZONE’Watch the show front and centre in the Splash Zone!
Ticket includes tour poncho, signed certificate & a souvenir lanyard. *Splashing not guaranteed.
Ticket prices from: £36.74
Prices are subject to availability and may change
Date(s): Thu 20 May 2027
Opera House Manchester
Category: Comedy > Stand Up
Visit the booking page for performance dates and times:
(Matinee and/or Evening)
Where is Al Murray: All You Need Is Guv performing?
Al Murray: All You Need Is Guv is playing at Opera House Manchester, 3 Quay Street, Manchester, M3 3HP.
How do I get to Opera House Manchester?
Train: Deansgate station is just 0.3 miles from the Opera House, and Salford Central is 0.4 miles away. The nearest Metrolink stop is Deansgate-Castlefield, also 0.3 miles away.
Bus: Many bus routes stop close to the theatre. Plan your route using tfgm.com.
Car: Use postcode M3 3HP for sat nav. The Opera House is on Quay Street in the city centre, easily accessible from the A56 and M602.
Parking: Get 15% off pre-booked parking with Q-Park at q-park.co.uk/en-gb/atg. See our full parking guide for more options and rates.
Taxis: Can drop off directly outside on Quay Street.
How long is Al Murray: All You Need Is Guv?
2 hours 15 minutes incl. interval
What time should I arrive at Opera House Manchester?
We recommend arriving at least 20 to 30 minutes before the performance begins. This gives you time to collect or check your tickets, visit the facilities, find your seats, and browse refreshment options from the bar. Please note that bag checks may be in operation, so leave extra time. Latecomers may not be admitted until a suitable break in the performance. Please note this is a cashless venue.
How much are tickets for Al Murray: All You Need Is Guv?
Ticket prices vary by production and performance date. Click the secure booking button on this page to see current pricing and availability for Al Murray: All You Need Is Guv at Opera House Manchester.
Where can I eat near Opera House Manchester?
Manchester city centre offers excellent dining options within walking distance of the Opera House on Quay Street. Spinningfields and Deansgate are both moments away. See our guide to restaurants near Manchester theatres for recommendations.
Is there an age recommendation for Al Murray: All You Need Is Guv?
Age recommendations vary by production. Please note that no children under 5 will be admitted to the venue except where specifically stated at the time of booking. Check the specific show listing or ATG Tickets booking page for full age guidance before booking.
Can I see the seating plan for Opera House Manchester?
Yes — view our detailed Opera House Manchester seating plan to choose the best seats for your visit. For full venue information including access details, see our Opera House visitor guide.
Where is the best place to buy tickets for Al Murray: All You Need Is Guv?
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Age guidance: 14+, under 16 must be accompanied by an adult (18+).